This week President Obama tapped our man JOE BIDEN to lead a task force on gun violence. In addition to being an all-around bad-ass, last month's Costco excursion (left) confirmed what we all already knew—that JOE BIDEN can even look cool while scouting Brobdingnagian pies at a warehouse store. Here are a few lesser-known facts about #44's #2:
- JOE BIDEN is the 51st shade of grey.
- "12/12/12" was a reference to JOE BIDEN's measurements. The first two are his glove and
- JOE BIDEN came to Washington to kick ass and drink hot cocoa, and JOE BIDEN is all out of
- Bullfighters think JOE BIDEN is one crazy motherf**ker.
- JOE BIDEN can get jiggy without it. Either way.
- Whup-ass opens a can of JOE BIDEN.
- JOE BIDEN doesn't wear a watch. It's whatever time JOE BIDEN says it is.
- JOE BIDEN can get blood from a stone.
- JOE BIDEN doesn't need to seek medical attention for an erection that lasts more than
- On the seventh day, JOE BIDEN rested. Just kidding — he kicked ass. JOE BIDEN never rests.