Most sneakers are hideous, garish logo-covered monstrosities. Fortunately for those of us who prefer to exercise with dignity, there are alternatives. The best are simple, low, canvas, inexpensive and monochromatic. Dark colours are the most useful. Shown: Seavees Army Issue Low [$88] in navy. PF Flyers Sumfun LO [$65] in gray. Converse Chuck Taylor All Stars [$50] in black.