The Germans actually have a word that means "a face desperately in need of a fist": backpfeifengesicht. In the realm of Internet menswear, there are three types of faces that meet this criteria with alarming frequency:
- Guys with beards who look like molesters. (This is kind of redundant, but regardless...)
- The preening, posing attention whores of Pitti Uomo.
- That perpetually mugging style blogger guy.