Sometimes it's not what you wear but how you wear it
It's probably an unrealistically high hope that the wannabe models of #menswear will ever look anything but terribly awkward and self-conscious, but perhaps they can stop doing so in such frequently recurring ways. To that end, let's try to ban (from left to right):
- Jamming your hands in your coat pockets;
- Holding your mom's clutch purse like you've been emasculated outside a mall bathroom;
- Wearing your overcoat like you're the hero Gotham needs; and
- Standing like the Planters F**king Peanuts guy.