So the new Autumn Ralph Lauren stuff is rolling in, and our modus operandi on these occasions is as follows:
- Take a few moments to admire the staggeringly beautiful women's collection. This serves no useful purpose, unless you're a sugar daddy and want to prepare yourself for the $2,000 suede skirt (left) you're about to see on your American Express Centurion Card statement.
- Make a similar foray through the men's Black and Purple label sections.
- Pull up the sofa cushions, count the change. Sigh heavily.
- Head on over to the men's Polo line and see if there's anything good that doesn't have an embroidered horse on it.