"But Unrefinery guys," nobody asked, "surely there are some events so inherently garish that they would defy all efforts to attend them with any sort of style, right?" Challenge accepted. Happy Mardi Gras. Shown: Black cap-toes, Johnston & Murphy. Fleur-de-lis cufflinks, Treasured Finds. Pocket square: Homemade with fabric sourced from Mr. Ned. Beads: procured by a female contributor; we didn't ask how.