An anonymous reader takes issue with our recent piece on black: "Give me a break. Wearing a black shirt is the uncoolest thing you can possibly do." Answer: On one side of this debate, we have "Man in Black" Johnny Cash (shown), one of the coolest bad-asses of all time... supported by designer Roberto Cavalli, who wears a black silk shirt every day. And on the other side, we have some anonymous web dork. The winner of this match-up is left as an exercise for the reader.