On the left is the latest issue of a rather lowbrow magazine for women. On the right is an extremely dumb magazine for guys. Somewhere along the line the dames surpassed us in one of the things we're supposed to understand more than anything else—how to get our attention with décolletage—by having both a better presentation and frankly a better product (by virtue of our model's terrible bolt-ons). How did this happen? Pitiful.