It's true: one year ago today we aired our grievances with "starter Porsches", thinking that one of the few things lamer than owning the ultimate symbol of one's own inadequacy would be driving around in an imitation thereof. Apparently a few of you agreed, and here we are. Thanks to everyone: readers, commenters, emailers, and contributors. We sincerely appreciate your support in our effort to make the world a less FAILtastic place. Our editor reports that he plans to celebrate this milestone by sitting around until late morning in his Hugo Boss jammers drinking high-octane coffee. So in other words, it's pretty much a day like any other.