unrefinery
October 14, 2011  ·  culture

Best Halloween costume ever

Best Halloween costume ever. And you can find everything you need at J.C.Penney:
  • One pair of terrible "dad jeans", the more high-waisted the better. Two sizes too big.
  • One black mock turtleneck. Again, two sizes too big.
  • One pair of round-framed eyeglasses.
For extra credit, haphazardly shave the top of your head. And/or get two effete friends wearing white headphones who will walk in front of you and toss rose petals where your feet will tread.

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