Aren't scarves great? Keeping us warm in the dead of winter or cool summer mornings with their endless varieties of texture and colour. Man, we love scarves. Our philosophy here is to scarf up only when a chilled neck is a legitimate possibility, but really it's OK to wear one purely decoratively. That said, you have to at least try to make it look like you might be wearing it for a legitimate reason, with a minimum 15% of the surface area in reasonable proximity to your neck. In other words, don't be these two guys.